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Offline Mujeriego


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About Me

We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she's "damaged goods", a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom "do you still love me?" you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.

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  • Member Since08 Oct 2009
  • Last ActiveApr 10 2015 04:58 AM
  • Active Posts 6,317
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  • Member Title I'll take my chances alone.
  • Age 25 years old
  • Birthday August 17, 1989
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