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#1   Hotshot

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Posted 07 September 2010 - 01:55 AM

Heard a great one today and decided to make this thread :

Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up :D


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Posted 09 September 2010 - 04:58 AM

Yo mama's so fat that to get her outta her rrom you gotta grease the doorframe and put a twinkie on the other end
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Posted 09 September 2010 - 04:06 PM

Yo momma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

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Posted 18 September 2010 - 09:21 AM

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres :lol:

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Posted 29 October 2010 - 03:19 PM

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she slows down traffic.

Yo mama is so fat whenever she turns around her friends throw her a welcome back party.

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#6   Bill Nicholson

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Posted 29 October 2010 - 03:48 PM

Yo' mama is so ashamed that her son still uses 'Yo Mama' jokes.







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Posted 29 October 2010 - 05:23 PM

Yo Momma is so fat she was baptised at sea world.

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#8   Super Frank

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Posted 23 December 2010 - 03:15 AM

Yo Mamma is so fat she comes from both sides of the family.

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 01:02 PM

Yo momma is so fat, she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Yo momma is so fat, even Dora couldn't explor her.


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Posted 03 April 2011 - 01:13 PM

Your mother is so immature, she still thinks "your mother" jokes are funny.
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 01:45 AM

Buzzkill, boooo!

#12   Supernatural

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 10:42 AM

Your mother is so immature, she still thinks "your mother" jokes are funny.


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Except that in this case it's a woman :P

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 03:08 PM

Yo momma is so lame, she won't leave "yo momma-jokers" alone

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 03:15 PM

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 05:40 PM


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